Unroll pie crust and place in a greased pie plate.
In a stand mixer or in a large bowl using an electric hand mixer, blend all ingredients together on high speed for 5 minutes, or until combined and no strings of egg remain unmixed in mixture.
Pour mixture into pie pan over pie crust. Place pie pan in oven and bake 40-50 minutes, or until center is set and top is golden. Remove and cool completely on the countertop.
Place pie in refrigerator until chilled, at least 2 hours. Serve with whipped cream, if desired.
Notes
Only add in the teeny seeds from vanilla beans, and discard the pods. I prefer to use the backside of the knife and not the blade for scraping.Crimp the edges if you want to, for the sake of your naggy mother-in-law. Leave it as is if you want. It's no less delicious, but maybe more of an easy target from your mother-in-law. You do you, boo.